Sleep Struggle Expert Prints

Cry babies.

"Time for bed, guys."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

Grants & Recipients

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that you're having trouble getting out of bed in the morning; you know we do have counsellors in the building if you feel you need support with that."

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'I finally got Benson to get to the job on time. My next chore is to keep him awake on the job.'

The Slumber Party.

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'