Sleep Comfort Advocate Prints

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"What's with your hair?"

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"You were snoring."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Doctor, I'm tired all the time.'

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."