Sleep And Relaxation T-Shirts

"Doctor, my husband and I are suffering from insomnia!"

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'That was fun!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.