Night Time Relaxation Gifts

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Yoga at home

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

'Re-boot?'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.