Night Time Relaxation Gifts

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

9-5, 5-9

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Man using light to shield his eyes.

Yoga at home

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

'Re-boot?'

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Wide eyed owl drinking coffee.