Nighttime Relaxation Gifts

"Oh, look—here's the one from last night!"

Can't sleep?

Rabbit with novelty slippers.

'Moon block'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

9-5, 5-9

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Man using light to shield his eyes.

Yoga at home

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

"If I let you put a blanket over your cubicle, Hartley, I'd have to let everyone put a blanket over their cubicle."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"All this pirating has taken its toll on you. I'd suggest you take at least two weeks aarrr and aarrr!!"

'Re-boot?'

Al, I'm pleased that you followed my advice and took up a hobby, but … howling at the moon?

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'