Evening Relaxation Gifts

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

9-5, 5-9

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'A Fucking Drink'

"So, you're staying in then?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"