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"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Chillaxing!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"For heaven's sake lighten up, Roger! You're supposed to be on holiday."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"My husband hid my laptop to stop me working on vacation."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

Lazy dog.

I'm practicing for retirement - one hour every day.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

"Didn't I tell you to limber up before you started channel surfing?"

Heaven is...

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

His entire life was about balance.

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'