Outdoor Relaxer Prints

Flower steals water during a drought.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

Noisy neighbours - wind chimes.

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Life's a Bench.

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

Baywatch (British style)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that plant prefers sun.

"She sleeps outdoors a lot for someone who refuses to go camping."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"That bloke next door with the trampoline is starting to bug me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Park bench attendent giving a man a ticket

Man coping with intense heat.

'I like the changing of the seasons.'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

Some folk treat their smart car as if it were their home.

Caution dry paint!

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Drunk birds

"Pesky people, I've never figured out what good they do."

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"You fought the lawn, and the lawn won..."

"First you don't want him playing inside, now you don't want him playing outside - which is it?"

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"My kind of course."

British Summertime

"Oh she's in the garden...getting leathered."

Mulch ado about nothing.

"Comfy?"