Garden Relaxer Gifts

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Which is the deep end?'

"Napping in the awning is better than the hammock. If he snores, I just roll him up."

Sloth on a hammock.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"I think he just ashed on me."

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Visit a Place in your Past...

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Louse and garden...

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Mr. Clean Enough