Garden Relaxer Gifts

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

'Which is the deep end?'

"Napping in the awning is better than the hammock. If he snores, I just roll him up."

Sloth on a hammock.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Life's a Bench.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Inbox and outbox for books

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Louse and garden...

Living next door to area 51

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'