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'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

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"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

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'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

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"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

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'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."