City Parks T-Shirts

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

"We must do better at protecting this endangered species."

Feathered frenzy

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

No littering...

Dog Park / Cat Park

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I told him we needed more string."

Sunbathing in the park

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Do you want to talk about it?"