City Parks T-Shirts

"This city is going to hell! That used to be a parking lot."

"We must do better at protecting this endangered species."

Feathered frenzy

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

No littering...

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I told him we needed more string."

Sunbathing in the park

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'