Public Parks T-Shirts

'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

Go over there and say something...

"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."

"Oh, sure, it's nice to pick up after them....It's just, you don't have a dog."

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No littering...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I told him we needed more string."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Remote Control Duck

'Mother?'