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Catch and Re-Leash.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hi-yah!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Marco ..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Hay Rides $10

No littering...

"This never happened."

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Fist Bumper Cars

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."