Recreational Parks Gifts

Catch and Re-Leash.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hi-yah!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dog Park

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Marco ..."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No littering...

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Fist Bumper Cars