Nature Parks Gifts

"The volcano is the shop."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

No littering...

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

The High Line at Giza

"I told him we needed more string."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'