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"The volcano is the shop."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No littering...

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Sunbathing in the park

"I told him we needed more string."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

The High Line at Giza

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.