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THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Next rest area 8 feet

'Oh, getting old isn't so bad, except maybe for a little forgetfulness.'

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'I think you'll find we do things differently around here, lady.'

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'

How about going easy on the carbs

"It's never easy. The trick is to make it look easy."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Seasonal Overlap

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

Pleasure Gardens

This is your park - Resistance is Futile.

Swings

Your Sculpture while you wait.

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'What ever happened to strolling?'

Life is Wood

'Coming to the park is the only chance he gets to meet other dogs.'

La Brea Ball Pits

"I'm looking for a house near the park."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

What do you take me for? I'm not feeding them - I'm poisoning them.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."