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THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Next rest area 8 feet

'Oh, getting old isn't so bad, except maybe for a little forgetfulness.'

'How do 'Do not walk on the grass' signs, get there?'

Health & Safety Official Tester.

In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People

'I saw you throw that paper down. Look, it's ok.'

'Here's a twenty. Go nuts.'

'I've got to give the birds credit, I was only parked there 2 minutes,'

How about going easy on the carbs

"It's never easy. The trick is to make it look easy."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

Swings

'Coming to the park is the only chance he gets to meet other dogs.'

'I agree that it's nice of them to throw us bread, but frankly, it's always stale...'

Your Sculpture while you wait.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Seasonal Overlap

Life is Wood

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

'What ever happened to strolling?'

Pleasure Gardens

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

This is your park - Resistance is Futile.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Welcome to the Fun Park. . .

"You're going to have to move, pal. I've got people coming at seven."

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

Men Parenting

'We like to call them 'bears', Higgins.'

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

La Brea Ball Pits

'You just had to chase that squirrel up the tree.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'