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"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Dog Park

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No littering...

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

"I told him we needed more string."

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Life's a Bench.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Mother?'

"I meant the dog!"

Remote Control Duck

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'