Parks Management Pillows

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Dog Park

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

No littering...

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"I told him we needed more string."

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

The High Line at Giza

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Remote Control Duck

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"I meant the dog!"

'Mother?'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."