Amusement Park Manager T-Shirts

No-Fly Zone

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Giraffe Rollercoaster

TV stage door

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Is there anybody there?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Killer whale with dead trainer

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Arcarde Patrol

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Darn good oil that!'

The stilt walkers union on strike

Police Log

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"The proposal sounds good. Of course, I still have to run it by my people over at the Psychic Friends Network."

"Working" from home

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

'Careful. The house always wins.'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

A hiker in the wilderness encounters a suggestion box.

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car

'We don't get many calls for rocket scientists. The closest thing we'd have is a job running the rocket ride at Kiddieland.'

'The funniest movie I have been paid to promote.'

'I do great voice-overs.'

'Oh my god, I forgot I had children.'