Waterparks Gifts

A woman glides down a water slide

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

On holiday.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Dog Park

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Hay Rides $10

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Dog Park / Cat Park

Fist Bumper Cars

End the Winter Blues

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

No littering...

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.