Water Parks Gifts

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

Water Slide

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Paying for water at spray park.

'This gives me a great idea for a water park.'

Wild And Wacky Water World!

The Raging Enema.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

On holiday.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Dog Park

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.