Marine Parks Gifts

'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Sperm Whale.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Shark food pyramid.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Water Slide

"I've been at loose ends lately."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'