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'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"I don't do windows."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Water Slide

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"