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"So I figured the public was getting bored with the cutesie-pie porpoises, and I was right!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Sailor in Car.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Need anything today?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

Exempli Gratia.

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Ship of fools.