Maritime Memorabilia Lover T-Shirts

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"He's a keeper!"

Ever Given

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'We should talk more.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Beacon Theatre

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Exempli Gratia.

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

Will you marry me?

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'