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'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

Remote control pirate bully

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

French Army knife

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

The Sinking of the Moskva

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

U Boat