Maritime Memorabilia Lover Gifts

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Boat wedding.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Ever Given

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'We should talk more.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Lighthouse switch

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Will you marry me?

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

Exempli Gratia.

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."