Marine Exhibits Mugs

"So I figured the public was getting bored with the cutesie-pie porpoises, and I was right!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Sailor in Car.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

One of a kind.

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Need anything today?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Ship of fools.