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Sailor in Car.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

No Shoes, No Service.

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

Ship of fools.

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

Exempli Gratia.

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'