Marine Marvel Mugs

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Neat hey?! I pretend to be a lure so that predators leave me alone. . ."

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

"I let my head rule my emotions. Mainly because that's where I keep my gonads."

"Do you think we should finish our chips before we go in?"

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"I'm too old and tired to zap prey anymore: When I do, it just tickles them..."

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

Incredible Mating Process of the Sea Monkey

Submarine beached with whales.

'That has to be the unluckiest beaching I've ever seen...'

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

'They are very generous to us, but do they really think we need these things?'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

'Oh gross mum,, Tommy's blowing spit bubbles again'

Marlin Brando

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'Okay, call it in the air. Tails, or... well... whatever the alternative is.'

The Role Reversal.

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

Aquatic lost property

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

And to think, yesterday we were only a spoonful of caviar.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

"Can you make that with your nose?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."