Marine Marvel Seeker Mugs

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Dolphin

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

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"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"We're luckier than most people..."

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Wheeee...'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Sorry I'm late'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'