Modern Marvel Seeker Mugs

'Don't worry...the built in obsolescence will kick in before your child has a chance to break it.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

Witch dice.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Chess on TV

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Matador.