Marine Marvel Observer Mugs

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

Tiny Visions

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Heads or tails?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

None O' Your Larks

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

Aquarium Distress Call.

"We must be near water - I can smell rotting fish."

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'It shrunk!'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

'Why the glasses? Well, at my age, it's not so easy to see krill...'

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."