Marine Safety Gifts

451 Days Without An Accident

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

On the brink.

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Baby on board.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'