Marine Police Gifts

"When it comes to safe boating, a little yo-ho-hoing is okay - but not a bottle of rum!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Say 'eh.'"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Marine-LAPD Ridealongs

"At ease!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Support the Troops

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

A Crown of Red Poppies

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."