Marine Police Gifts

"When it comes to safe boating, a little yo-ho-hoing is okay - but not a bottle of rum!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Say 'eh.'"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Support the Troops

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"At ease!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

A Crown of Red Poppies

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"We interrupt ocean sounds for a reminder not to dump plastic and medical waste into the ocean."

'I'm a marine. This is our new camouflage.'

"Actually, after five ribbons you get one medal free."

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Don't worry about hostile take overs, Mrs. Perry... I was a member of the United States Marine Corps.'

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

The ocean is no place for a star.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'