Military Police Gifts

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines

"Look honey, you ain't the only one in this town who knows how to deal with rowdy seamen."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Police Feline Unit

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Come out with your fins up!'