Military Police Pillows

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines

"Look honey, you ain't the only one in this town who knows how to deal with rowdy seamen."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Police Feline Unit

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Neo-International Law

Servicemen.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Postwar is hell."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Come out with your fins up!'

"Say 'eh.'"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'