Military Inspector Pillows

'Sir, there's a united nations inspection team here to see you.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Quality Control

'I was in the catering corps.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Lost around a military base.