Military Inspector Prints

'Sir, there's a united nations inspection team here to see you.'

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Trump

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Quality Control

'I was in the catering corps.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

UNFADED GLORY

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.