Weapon Inspector Pillows

Target practice

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

All Natural Nothing

Quality Control

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

Windmill Maintenance

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Ancient Weapons

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'It's a cursor.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"