Weapon Inspector Gifts

Target practice

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

All Natural Nothing

Quality Control

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Office of quality assurance"

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

Windmill Maintenance

"Any clues?"

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Ancient Weapons

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'It's a cursor.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"