
"'Well, you're out for a start..."
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"'Well, you're out for a start..."
"My inspection has shown that the war head isn't on tightly enough. The engineering team are on to it."
Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.
Quality Control
Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.
Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.
Arms race - USA and Russia.
'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'
'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'
"Office of quality assurance"
'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'
"At the time I thought it was a goose."
'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'
'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'
Windmill Maintenance
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"
"Any clues?"
"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."
'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'
'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''
'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'
'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'
'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'
'It's a cursor.'
Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs
'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'
'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'
'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'
Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day
'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'
'This ladder is rotten!'
"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."
'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'
"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"
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