Military Observer Pillows

None O' Your Larks

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"No aliens"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Sing along with Mueller

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'Sir, there's a united nations inspection team here to see you.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Words from a Senator.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"