Military Observer Gifts

Now They're Killing Themselves

None O' Your Larks

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Who's the Rogue State?

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"No aliens"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Sing along with Mueller

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Words from a Senator.