Military Strategy Observer Gifts

Who's the Rogue State?

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

The USA...

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

American Bombs

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Boomerang

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

None O' Your Larks

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Hamster Swat Team.'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

The Jumping Tank

Next Terrifying Military Threats

"Oh, Maria — so many eggs!"

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."

What's in a Terrorist Name?

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'