Battle Observer Pillows

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'The circle is complete!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Aleppo & the World

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

None O' Your Larks

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Genocide in Gaza

"Fake."

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

Israel's next move?

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Season Finale

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"