Battle Observer Pillows

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'The circle is complete!'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

That's What Happens

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Who's the Rogue State?

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Vote. The candidates are a lot like us --- they have programmed answers for the FAQ's.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Aleppo & the World

None O' Your Larks

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Fake."

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

Genocide in Gaza

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Israel's next move?

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

Meddling in Iraq

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'