Park Gifts

"Excuse me, but are you going to pick up after your dog?"

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

Little boys

Bitchbark Canoe

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

No littering...

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.