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'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

Playing Fetch.

Jurassic Parking Lot

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

The High Line at Giza

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Moulting"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Scurile travels

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'