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'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

Playing Fetch.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I'm bored."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The High Line at Giza

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Moulting"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Scurile travels

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"