Relaxing In The Garden Mugs

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Would you want to drink from a fountain of youth?" "I'd settle for a fountain of middle age."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What … have … you … done?"

Louse and garden...

Living next door to area 51

City Hammock

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

Thoughts of Fall

".. Did you by any chance notice a Gallstone pop over in this direction?"

Spring

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Sloth on a hammock.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'Which is the deep end?'

"Aww, geez... what next?"

Heat Seeking Missile - "I told you to sit in the shade."

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'Ha ha ha! That's a really funny visual gag!'